Leaders Workshop: Re: [LeadersWorkshop] Fw: ~~~~ SOME LAWS..........NEWTON FORGOT...!!

The Last but not least...............

Law of Motion- 4th Law

"Loose Motion can not be Slow Motion"

From: Rajendra Deshpande <rajuixu@yahoo.com>
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Sent: Mon, November 23, 2009 10:02:54 AM
Subject: [LeadersWorkshop] Fw: ~~~~ SOME LAWS..........NEWTON FORGOT...!!

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Some Laws....Newton forgot!

Law of queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair

: after your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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